FBI Director Comey Arrests Moron
Tuesday, February 26, 2019, 4AM
Early this morning, FBI agents conducted a raid on the White House arresting Donald Trump (aka Moron.) Blubbering, crying and begging, Trump was “perp walked” out of the White House by newly reinstated FBI Director Comey. In the background, Melania was seen sprinting to her lawyer’s office to nullify her pre-nuptial agreement before Rudy the Red Nosed Drunk and other Trump lackeys could get their hands on Trump’s fortune, estimated to be ARS 1 billion (Alternate Reality Scam Dollars.)
In simultaneous raids, all other members of the Moron Mafia were scooped up and are now lockup. Jarvanka are being held in cells where Ivanka screams for guards to bring her latte while Jarred sits in the corner and cries for his Momma. In adjoining cells, Donny Jr keeps repeating, “Do you know who I am?” to which the guards and other inmates reply, “No and we don’t give a damn.” Little Eric stands in the middle of the cell with his patented “I don’t know what’s going on” look, refusing to sit on the “Icky floor or bunk.” Pence is trying to organize a bible study class in his cell block while other inmates make book on how long it will be before Pence finds a boyfriend.