Trump-Ade for COVID-19

The Stable Genius Has a Covid-19 Cure

On Tuesday, May 19, 2020, Trump the Moron declared a combination of drugs, household staples and whack-a-doodle voodoo cures covid-19. Surrounded by fawning sycophants (pronounced “sick-o-farts,) the notoriously germophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic, Mexiphobic, truthophobic and criticphobic Moron told his adoring, mindless supporters (wearing jockstraps as masks,) to drink Trump hydroxykool-aid with a Clorox chaser. He also introduced a gold Moron-branded ultraviolet dildo to be stuck up their asses to kill coronavirus from inside the body.

It’s fervently hoped that millions of his redneck, racist, religious reject followers will take his advice and off themselves. The US population is due for a mass cull to raise the IQ of the country above that of a coronavirus.

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